MPESA JOKES

Mtu wa Mpesa ameshawahi kuambia nn ukakuwa embarrased

Did you know?

If you M-PESA a girl some cash for transport to come over but she decides not come over and does not refund that money.......

you can refer to Section 492(i) of the Criminal Procedure Act & file a case of theft under false pretence, & she can be jailed for up to 7 years. I thought you should know.

Nothing is harder than trying to convince ur grandma that

when u delete MPESA message,the money doesn't

disappear

MPESA messages are becoming a bit personal now..... "OAEXWAKO " Ukienda kuangalia balance "OGA2LEOBRO

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